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SHE’S BACK! AOC Masks-Up, Returns to NYC After Mandate-Free Miami Beach Vacation

SHE’S BACK! AOC Masks-Up, Returns to NYC After Mandate-Free Miami Beach Vacation

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez returned from her Florida vacation this week to a city ravaged by record-high cases of COVID, wearing her mask as she arrived in New York City. “So, we recently went to Florida where Republicans developed an obsession with Riley’s feet… So, give the people what they want!” claimed the liberal Representative. “If …

DESPERATE JOE: Biden Begs Americans to Get Boosted, Still Thinks It’s 2020!

DESPERATE JOE: Biden Begs Americans to Get Boosted, Still Thinks It’s 2020!

Joe Biden urged all Americans to get fully vaccinated then boosted against COVID Tuesday; claiming the national health crisis is “still a pandemic of the unvaccinated” despite growing data from the US and international community. “There is no excuse — no excuse for anyone being unvaccinated,” Biden said. “This continues to be a pandemic of the …

RED WAVE, BLUE FLIGHT: As Likelihood of GOP Majority Grows, 25 Dems Head for the Exits

RED WAVE, BLUE FLIGHT: As Likelihood of GOP Majority Grows, 25 Dems Head for the Exits

Michigan Rep. Brenda Lawrence is the latest Democrat in congress who won’t be seeking reelection once her term is finished, Fox News reports. Lawrence released a statement via a Twitter video message, breaking the news to her constituents. “This year marks my 30th year in elected public service, and I’ve had the good fortune of …

DEFENDING ARIZONA: GOP Gov. Candidate Says We’re Finishing the Wall, Not Asking Permission

DEFENDING ARIZONA: GOP Gov. Candidate Says We’re Finishing the Wall, Not Asking Permission

Gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake is making border security a cornerstone of her campaign when she runs for governor of Arizona this year. Lake wrote an op-ed for the Independent Journal Review, explaining her “Defend Arizona” plan —not surprisingly, it involves a wall. “The ongoing humanitarian and security crisis at the… border is ravaging Arizona communities …

BUCKLE UP, NY! Manhattan DA to Only Seek Prison Time for Homicides, Some Violent Felonies

BUCKLE UP, NY! Manhattan DA to Only Seek Prison Time for Homicides, Some Violent Felonies

Newly sworn-in Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg released new guidelines regarding incarceration this week; suggesting his office will only seek prison time for homicides, some violent felonies, and white-collar crimes. “”The Office will not seek carceral sentence other than for homicide” or “class B violent felony in which a deadly weapon causes serious injury,” said …

WHERE’S THE REPORT, MAYORKAS? GOP Members Want Answers on 78,000 Unvetted Afghan Migrants

WHERE’S THE REPORT, MAYORKAS? GOP Members Want Answers on 78,000 Unvetted Afghan Migrants

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is in deep trouble for failing to hand in a report on the 78,000 unvetted Afghan evacuees requested by GOP Senators on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee; Mayorkas had until the end of November, but totally blew it off. Now, Senator Jim Risch (R-ID) is losing his patience. “The report …

LATE NIGHT LECTURE: Smug Mask Cheerleader Seth Meyers Pauses Show Over COVID Case

LATE NIGHT LECTURE: Smug Mask Cheerleader Seth Meyers Pauses Show Over COVID Case

So-called late-night comedian Seth Meyers canceled his show for at least a week over a “breakthrough” case of COVID. “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!) We are canceling the rest of the shows this week, so tune in next …

DON’T MESS WITH TEX: Abbott Sues Biden, Says No Vax for National Guard

DON’T MESS WITH TEX: Abbott Sues Biden, Says No Vax for National Guard

Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) is planning to sue the Biden administration if they try to impose vaccine mandates on the Texas National Guard. Abbott calls the mandate “unconstitutional,” and has issued a straightforward order to every member of the Texas National Guard: “Do not punish any guardsman for choosing not to receive a COVID-19 vaccine.” …

UH OH: Joe Biden Just Said ‘There’s a Lot of Reason to Be Hopeful in 2020’

UH OH: Joe Biden Just Said ‘There’s a Lot of Reason to Be Hopeful in 2020’

President Joe Biden begged Americans to “wear masks in public” during a public address Tuesday; bizarrely claiming that the country has “reason to be hopeful in 2020.” “Schools can and should be open this winter; we have all the tools to keep kids safe. … Please wear your mask in public… There’s a lot of …

THE IMMOVABLE MANCHIN: ‘No Conversations’ on Build Back Better, ‘I Was Very Clear’

THE IMMOVABLE MANCHIN: ‘No Conversations’ on Build Back Better, ‘I Was Very Clear’

Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) provided reporters with an update on Build Back Better negotiations: there is no update. Manchin is standing his ground, no conversations have been had. “There’s been no conversations after I made my statement. I was very clear, I feel as strongly today as I did then that the unknown with COVID …

FLASHBACK: Biden Vows to Use ‘Trunalimunumaprzure’ to Solve Nation’s Problems

FLASHBACK: Biden Vows to Use ‘Trunalimunumaprzure’ to Solve Nation’s Problems

Joe Biden’s first year in office officially goes down in the history books on January 20th, 2022, sparking many to look back on his campaign and initial 12 months in the White House. An old video resurfaced on social media Tuesday, showing then-candidate Biden discussing how he plans to “mobilize” the country and allies to …

WEIRDO JOE: Biden Zones Out, Pretends Not to Hear Reporter’s Question About COVID Crisis

WEIRDO JOE: Biden Zones Out, Pretends Not to Hear Reporter’s Question About COVID Crisis

President Biden refused to answer questions from the White House Press Pool Monday after a meeting on America’s meat industry; saying he’ll respond “later” when asked about a series of crises facing the nation. “We’re going to pause for a moment for the press to exit,” said one staffer off-camera. “When will Americans get those …