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ZOMBIE JOE: Biden Shuffles Around the White House Lawn, Spews Gibberish at Reporters

ZOMBIE JOE: Biden Shuffles Around the White House Lawn, Spews Gibberish at Reporters

A visibly confused Joe Biden shuffled around the White House lawn Wednesday night, staring into space for 20 seconds before spewing gibberish at a gaggle of reporters. “We’re getting more information about… Thush, about the shooting, I don’t… Have it all… Habbing-day-for the night,” mumbled the President when asked about a recent shooting in Kansas …

ONE LESS VOTE: New York Democrat Tom Suozzi Takes Seat Formerly Held by George Santos

ONE LESS VOTE: New York Democrat Tom Suozzi Takes Seat Formerly Held by George Santos

New York Democrat Tom Suozzi defeated Republican Mazi Pilip Tuesday night in a seat vacated after Congress voted to expel controversial lawmaker George Santos over allegations of fraud. From the Washington Post: Suozzi beat Republican nominee Mazi Pilip to replace Republican George Santos, who was indicted on a charge of fraud and then expelled from …

MAYORKAS IMPEACHED: The House Votes to Impeach the Secretary of Homeland Security

MAYORKAS IMPEACHED: The House Votes to Impeach the Secretary of Homeland Security

The House voted to impeach Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas Tuesday night for his flat-out refusal to enforce US immigration law at the southern border. The final vote was 214 to 213. From Fox News: Three Republican lawmakers voted against impeaching Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas Tuesday night as the House of Representatives …

OPERATION BUBBLE WRAP: White House Clears Biden’s Schedule for the Entire Week

OPERATION BUBBLE WRAP: White House Clears Biden’s Schedule for the Entire Week

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre cleared Joe Biden’s schedule through the weekend during her press briefing Monday, saying she will update reporters “if something changes.” “I don’t have anything yet for tomorrow, Wednesday, or Thursday… If something changes, we’ll put that out there,” explained Jean-Pierre.