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BIDEN SHOCKS: Senile Joe Launches Incoherent Rant About ‘Weather, Web Text, and Galaxies’

BIDEN SHOCKS: Senile Joe Launches Incoherent Rant About ‘Weather, Web Text, and Galaxies’

Joe Biden launched into another incoherent rant at the White House Monday night, veering into a bizarre discussion about galaxies and the weather. “Helping detect weather events… Helping web text… The web tuh, tele, web telescope… Manage half a million miles of galaxies, billions of light years away… I found it when I was turning …

EARTH TO BIDEN! Senile Joe Botches Neil Armstrong’s Lunar Landing Quote

EARTH TO BIDEN! Senile Joe Botches Neil Armstrong’s Lunar Landing Quote

Joe Biden butchered one of the most famous quotes in American history while giving a press conference alongside the leader of Australia. “Quote, that’s one small step for man and one giant step for mankind!” said the President, referring to Neil Armstrong’s famous line given the moment he stepped onto the surface of the moon …

SPEAKER SAGA OVER: Rep Mike Johnson Elected to Lead the House of Representatives

SPEAKER SAGA OVER: Rep Mike Johnson Elected to Lead the House of Representatives

Republican Mike Johnson was elected Speaker of the House Wednesday afternoon, ending weeks of speculation over who would lead the chamber following the ouster of Kevin McCarthy from the position. From Mike Johnson: It is the honor of a lifetime to have been elected the 56th Speaker of the House.  Thank you to my colleagues, …