We DARE you to try and figure out what Joe Biden is saying here

Joe Biden’s first press conference as president produced plenty of ridiculous, and downright frightening, moments (see them here). But maybe none was as confusing as this one.

In fact, we’d like to try and write out exactly what he said but we’re having some trouble. Here’s what we THINK he’s saying:

“The best way to get something done, if you hold near and dear to you that you, uh, um, like to be able to, uh, anyway. I’m, we’re ready to get a lot done.”

Watch for yourself below and feel free to let us know what you think.