NOBODY’S HOME: Slurring Biden Stares into Space, Spews Gibberish During Major Address

SLURRING BIDEN: ‘Iran Launchin Unpreshidenting-Aria-Attick a-Gainsh Israel’

Slurring Joe Biden spoke alongside the leader of Iraq Monday where he spewed an incomprehensible message about Iran’s historic attack on the state of Israel.

‘Iran launchin unpreshidenting-aria-attack a-gainsh Israel… An-we-mount an-un-preshidenting-military-effar to defend Israel,’ mumbled the president.