In a solution that will certainly please almost no one, the board of education in the Morris County, New Jersey school district decided to strip all holiday names off of the school calendar.
According to Fox News, “Holidays like Thanksgiving will not be on the calendar and will simply be called “day off”. Jewish holidays of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur were also stripped off the calendar by the move.”
After the unanimous vote from the board, the crowd erupted. One man can be heard shouting “What did you just do? What just happened?”
What just happened is we should all get ready to say, “We wish you a merry day off and a happy day off.”
Read the full report at Fox Five New York.