BIDEN’S BRAIN MALFUNCTIONS: Confused Joe Yells ‘God Save the Queen,’ Handlers Rush to the Stage

WHAT HAPPENED? Confused Joe is Dragged from the Podium, Staffers Run to Help the President

Joe Biden abruptly ended his speech about China Tuesday and was immediately led back to the White House by staffers, one of whom was sent running to deliver an unknown message.

HE’S GONE: Dementia Biden Says He ‘Works for Camel-Eye Harris’ Who’s ‘Smarter Than Me’

Ailing Joe Biden delivered a brief address at the White House Monday where he bizarrely claimed he worked for Kamala Harris then repeatedly mispronounced her name. ‘My name’s Joe Biden, and I work for Camel-Eye Harris… It’s matters now, nearly 40 percent, of N-A-A-H-N-H-P-I!’

SLOW JOE! Senile Biden Shuffles, Freezes for No Reason While Boarding Marine One

Physically struggling Joe Biden took at least 30 seconds Monday to shuffle from his limousine to Marine One. At one point, the President froze and stood in place for absolutely no reason.

SHOCK AT CNN: Analyst Says Latest Polls ‘Absolute Disaster’ for Biden

Analysts at CNN expressed shock at the latest poll figures from swing states this week, with one host calling the data an “absolute disaster” for Joe Biden.

FACT CHECK: Senile Biden Lied About ‘Green Bay Packer’ High School Teacher

The New York Post fact-checked Joe Biden this week after the president told another bizarre tale. This time, he claimed his high school teacher was ‘drafted by the Green Bay Packers’. From the New York Post: President Biden blurted Wednesday that one of his childhood Catholic school teachers was drafted by the Green Bay Packers — an …

HE’S GONE: Dementia Biden Goes Off the Rails, Starts Ranting About Snickers Bars

Aging Joe Biden enraged millions of Americans this week when he said working class people “have the money” to cope with inflation. He then immediately lost track of the conversation and complained about Snickers Bars.