Jesse Cancels Another Local Communist

Down in Friendswood, Texas, Jesse cancels a communist from a Grand Marshall position in a 4th of July Parade. When Jesse’s friend did some investigating, he found out the blood-red Houston suburb’s American Independence parade was being headed by a trans, gun-grabbing activist who most likely hates the country. How does a Conservative suburb come under the head of a communist? Because we need to do a better job of playing offense.