TOO MUCH BAGGAGE! White House Fires Non-Binary Nuclear Official After Luggage Looting Spree

The White House parted ways with Sam Brinton this week after the ‘non-binary’ nuclear waste official was accused of stealing luggage from airports in Las Vegas and Minneapolis.

From Fox News:

Conservatives on Twitter roasted former Department of Energy deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition Sam Brinton after the official was fired by the U.S. government for reportedly stealing airport luggage on multiple occasions.

Brinton, a biological male, who gained notoriety for being one of the U.S. government’s first “non-binary” officials, was charged with stealing a woman’s suitcase in Minneapolis Airport in September and another in Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas in July. 

One of the bags that Brinton was seen on surveillance footage stealing from the Las Vegas baggage claim, contained nearly $4000 of clothing, jewelry and make-up. 

If only there had been some warning signs…