OL’ JOE: ‘I’m a Puppell… a Puckpop… A Cuppapup-Pup… Aphew…Biden’s an Extremist!”

There’s No Way Joe Biden Will Debate Donald Trump | BILL O’REILLY

O’Reilly analyzes the state of the 2024 race for the White House. With the contest so close, there’s no way Biden’s people will let him anywhere near a debate stage.

WHITE HOUSE: Biden Had ‘Symbolic Moment’ When Talking About His Uncle Being Eaten by Cannibals

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre defended Joe Biden’s recent remarks about cannibals, saying the President had a very “symbolic moment” when telling the Tale of Bozey Finnegan.

BIDEN EXPLODES: Joe Goes Off the Rails at DC Speech, Suddenly Runs Off Stage

Joe Biden imploded during a DC speech Friday before union workers. The struggling Commander-in-Chief screamed about ‘Roo-Dih-Tays’ before launching an incoherent rant about ‘breg-brère products!’

ELDER ABUSE: Senile Joe Tries to Order a Milkshake, Gets Lost, Wanders Away from Handlers

A visibly confused Joe Biden struggled to order a milkshake at a Philadelphia convenience store Thursday. His handlers attempted to guide the aging president through the process, but he eventually gave up and wandered away.

SHOCK VIDEO: Biden Tells Crowd His Uncle Was Shot-Down in WW2 Then Eaten By Human Cannibals

President Biden shocked a crowd of steel workers in Pittsburgh when he bizarrely claimed that his uncle ‘Bozey’ was shot-down in WWII then consumed by a tribe of human cannibals.

EPIC FAIL: Biden Makes Random Stop at PA Gas Station, Nobody Cares

Joe Biden made a surprise visit to a gas station near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Wednesday. The residents’ reaction: nobody cared.