GRANDMA VODKA: Slurring Pelosi Says Biden Should Be Added to Mount Rushmore

COOKED JOE: Senile Biden Spews Gibberish, Says ‘Tammy’s Heart as Big as Her Head’

Dementia-stricken Joe Biden continued his downward spiral Monday night at the White House where he told his “buddy” that her “heart is as big as her head” before trailing-off.

Lazy Joe Biden Took 48 Years’ Worth of Vacations in Four Years | BILL O’REILLY

A new report claims Joe Biden has taken more vacation days than most Americans enjoy in 48 years.

COOKED JOE: Biden Struggles to Walk, Spews Gibberish at the White House

A visibly frail Joe Biden struggled to reach his desk at the White House Tuesday then spewed incoherent gibberish about the economy.

SURE, JOE: Biden Says ‘Secret Service Won’t Let Me Meet with Crowds Anymore’

Struggling Joe Biden admitted Monday night that the Secret Service won’t allow him to mingle with crowds anymore because “they say it’s too dangerous.”

TRAIN WRECK JOE: Senile Biden Tells Bizarre Story About ‘Dead Bodies’ in 1906

Joe Biden baffled millions of Americans over the weekend when he began mumbling about “dead bodies” being dropped on people’s doorsteps in 1906.

OLD MAN AND THE SEA: Biden Spends Another WEEK in Delaware

Joe Biden was spotted on the beach in Delaware Thursday after spending an entire week on vacation in California. Who is running the country?