CONGRESSMAN: ‘It’s Easier to Get Government Funded Crack Pipes than Baby Formula’

NOBODY’S HOME: Slurring Biden Stares into Space, Spews Gibberish During Major Address

SLURRING BIDEN: ‘Iran Launchin Unpreshidenting-Aria-Attick a-Gainsh Israel’ Slurring Joe Biden spoke alongside the leader of Iraq Monday where he spewed an incomprehensible message about Iran’s historic attack on the state of Israel. ‘Iran launchin unpreshidenting-aria-attack a-gainsh Israel… An-we-mount an-un-preshidenting-military-effar to defend Israel,’ mumbled the president.

BACK TO DC: Biden Rushes to the White House to Meet with Advisors

President Biden was forced to cut-short his vacation in Delaware this weekend after Tehran launched hundreds of drones and missiles towards Israel. Footage showed the Commander-in-Chief rushing back to the White House.

DELUSIONAL JOE: ‘I Was a Second Amendment Professor in Law School’

Joe Biden baffled millions of Americans this week when he declared he “taught the Second Amendment” as a professor in Law School.

BUSTED! Biden’s Pre-Written Answers Revealed in His Own Sunglasses

Eagle-eyed viewers on social media caught Joe Biden reading pre-written responses during his press briefing Wednesday. His notes were revealed in the reflection of his own sunglasses.

SENIOR MOMENT: Joe Biden Forgets What Century It Is

Ailing Joe Biden went off script at the White House Wednesday where he told reporters he’s “living in the 20th century.”