WHAT? Confused Biden Says Supporting Ukraine More Important than High Gas Prices

BIDEN’S BAD DAY: Old Joe Spews Gibberish, Tries to Jog Off the Stage in Syracuse

An exhausted Joe Biden spewed gibberish, lies, and abruptly ran off the stage at a campaign stop in Syracuse Thursday afternoon. ‘Inshted of imporing foreign products, we’re exporting… Em-ann… … Exporting American job! We’re exporting American products and creating American jobs!’ mumbled the President.

BONUS VIDEO: NYC Construction Worker to Joe Biden – ‘F**K YOU!’

A union construction worker in NYC had a direct message for Joe Biden Thursday: ‘It’s Trump’s Turn, F**K YOU!’

MONSTER LIE: Joe ‘Forrest Gump’ Biden Claims He ‘Used to Drive 18 Wheelers’

The President told another outright lie on the campaign trail this week when he claimed he “used to drive 18 wheelers” before becoming President. To date, no evidence has ever been presented that Joe Biden ever drove an 18 wheeler.

HE’S A MESS: Dementia Joe Reads His Handlers’ Instructions Out Loud, Screams ‘Pause!’

A visibly confused Joe Biden read his handlers’ instructions out loud Wednesday, bizarrely yelling ‘Pause!’ in the middle of a sentence about the 2024 election.

OFF THE RAILS: Senile Biden Tries to Shake Hands With No One, Runs into a Barricade

Struggling Joe Biden baffled countless Americans Wednesday when he tried to shake hands with no one after a televised address then began running headfirst into a barricade.

MOCKING FAITH: Biden Smirks, Makes Sign of the Cross While Promoting Abortion in Florida

Joe Biden made the Sign of the Cross over his chest this week while promoting abortion in Florida, a gesture one official Catholic organization deemed ‘vile’ and ‘sacrilege.’