THE BABYLON BEE: On Communism; Their Fight with NYT; China

Wake Up, America! The CCP is After Us

The Chinese Communist Party is here to stay, and here to take over the world. As we have now realized that China was behind the Microsoft cyberattack, we also need to realize that the CCP is growing more emboldened. Clearly, our administration has other things to focus on and talk about, like white supremacy and gender pronouns. That’s only making us a bigger target. So, President, instead of punishing us, why don’t you focus on keeping our nation as the most powerful in the world?