The “No Kings” protest was supposed to make headlines—but it fizzled fast. Dana breaks down the confusion, contradictions, and outright absurdities of the event, from CBS promoting their merch like it was breaking news, to leftists accidentally turning on each other. One man even showed up beating a Trump doll in Beverly Hills, while another arrived armed with a rifle. And don’t miss the bizarre “no king” inflatable suit lady who somehow became the face of the movement. Dana points out the obvious: America already has a “No Kings” day—it’s called July 4th.