New COVID Stats Are In from ‘Neanderthal Thinking’ Texas, Joe Biden Hardest Hit

New statistics released from ‘Neanderthal Thinking’ Texas Monday proves the Democratic naysayers wrong, with recent figures showing a sharp decline in COVID deaths, hospitalizations, and infections months after opening the state at 100% in March.

“Today Texas reported: * 0 Covid related deaths–the only time that’s happened since data was tracked in March, 2020. * the fewest Covid cases in over 13 months * the lowest 7-day Covid positivity rate ever * the lowest Covid hospitalizations in 11 months. Thanks, Texans!” confirmed the Governor.

“I think it’s a big mistake,” Biden told reporters, following the announcement from Texas. “Look, I hope everybody’s realized by now, these masks make a difference. We are on the cusp of being able to fundamentally change the nature of this disease because of the way in which we’re able to get vaccines in people’s arms.”